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Monday, March 3, 2014


day 1 of midterms week


day 7 of midterms week


even though there’s no bottle of adderall or pyramid of empty redbull cans, it’s still accurate.

when i swipe in wrong and get tabletopped by turnstiles


it’s like:


Tuesday, February 25, 2014

we took it as a joke then, but it’s still applicable so many years later.

happy midterms, everyone!

(Source: thesenseof-dance)


if i go to nyu i’ll probably end up dating a nets fan or a knicks fan and that scares me

but as long as they like the mets i guess it’s okay???

finding a male who’s into basketball at nyu?

Monday, February 24, 2014


I met the most perfect guy on omegle a few minutes ago and need help finding him. His name is max and he goes to NYU. We had the best conversation but got disconnected and now I cant find him again.

don’t worry, if he’s on omegle, he’s definitely not the most perfect guy.


NYU has so many people that look like models that I can’t even look like a bum to do laundry because their bum level is amazing compared to mine. 

but what you don’t know is that the modelesque students aren’t wearing underwear under their trendy harem pants because they haven’t done laundry either 

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Anonymous asked: What is the best freshman dorm in your honest opinion?

bobst. definitely bobst.

Friday, February 21, 2014

Russia doesn’t like the gays, but that wasn’t always the case.


Gender Politics, New York University

Thursday, February 13, 2014

New York University, ladies and gentlemen


New York University, ladies and gentlemen


in the spirit of valentine’s day, i wish someone loved me as much as nyu hates commuters

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